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71806 Adam Whiteson <adamwhiteson@m...> 1999‑12‑01 Re: Bio - long!
At 01:11 PM 12/1/99 EST, MisterMatt@a... wrote:

>[...] To give you an idea, I have over 40
>complex moulders stacked on my sock and underwear shelf in my closet (as
>there is no place else to put them).  Anyway, I digress.
>

Why should wooden planes be competing with your underwear for storage
space?   Myself, I never saw the point of underwear (or socks). I say get
rid of that junk and and let those woodies breath easy on your shelf.  Even
buy a few more - I doubt you have the "complete set".  :)

Our toolcam now follows Matt to work.  As he approaches the jobsite two
employees spot him.

First Guy:  "Darn! Here comes that wierd nukeular waste guy with no socks"

Second Guy: "Shhhhh!  He'll hear you!  Last time I said something and he
pulled a funny looking wooden tool out of his pocket and smacked me on the
head with it."

Adam



Recent Bios FAQ