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5011 Steve Turadek <turadek@c...> 1996‑08‑31 Re: My real bio
>
>Do any other galoot out there have any suggestions as to how Hans Solo can
>go under cover so he can share the joy of hunting in yard sales and flee
>markets?
>

well, I was at Andy's a couple of weeks ago.  there was some codger behind
the counter (Andy was schmoozing in back in front of a truck load of bad
doughnuts.)  after the man took my money, I said: "I love you."  he looked
at me deadpan and said: "I know."  I looked at him closely and thought I
saw a hint of the edge of a latex mask.

i've heard that HF sometimes does yardsales disguised as Julia Roberts.

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