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Recent Bios FAQ

30893 Jake Spiller <spiller@B...> 1997‑11‑21 Re: Bio and Gloat
Steve Noe wrote:
> 
> I join Joe Duclos and (amidst mucho snippage)
> 
> > I will offer some unsolicited advice .
> > 
> > 2. the first day that collective PMS appears in your home.
> 
> Also, you will _very quickly_ learn a. to put the seat down

Oh yes, you really do.

> > 3. If you don't have one, buy a lathe. This will give you the availability
> > of making baseball bats to park by the door on 1st dates. 
> > (oldtools content)
> 
> Personally, I prefer an axe handle.

Why just the handle. The axe head is so much more intimidating. 

Jake

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