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30861 Joe Duclos <duclosj@c...> 1997‑11‑20 Re: Bio and Gloat
Congratulations to you & your wife. As the 50 yr old father of 3
daughters(7,4,1.5) I will offer some unsolicited advice .

1. If you decide to have more than one, you might as well have 10. Beyond
one all hell breaks loose, but fortunately it's maximum hell & won't get
any worse. I do love my girls but Daddy gets tired easily these days.

2. If you have all girls, buy yourself an ice pick or a cyanide pill to use
the first day that collective PMS appears in your home. Oh my God, I'm a
dead man.

3. If you don't have one, buy a lathe. This will give you the availability
of making baseball bats to park by the door on 1st dates. If you turn your
own you avoid the telltale "Louisville Slugger" imprinted backwards in the
foreheads of various predator male adolescents in your neighborhood.
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Joe Duclos
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