Greetings Pete,

You've come to the wrong place a'ight!  We'll help ya'long with yer 
problem...  we'll push you way down the slope and when you think thar 
ain't no more slope we'll show ya'new un!

The are no Galoot wannabes, only those that don't know what a Galoot is 
yet, you're here, you're full-fledged.

Folks, here's Pete, he's a Galoot!

Welcome, Have A Seat, Someone's Got Some Lemonade Here Somewhere, Or So 
They Say, But I've Haven't Had Any Yet!

Happy Galooting,
Ken
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