Stave Harding tentatively pulled up a rocker and said:

> Greetings, Galooterati.  My name is Steve Harding and I hail from Seattle,
> Washington.  I'm a self-employed mechanical engineer 

So you can fix beat up tools. That's good.

> The only gloat I can claim is that nine years ago, I found a SWMBO who
> never (well, almost never) raises so much as an eyebrow when a new tool
> shows up.  Just the other day, as I got home she called to me, "Honey, look
> what came in the mail.  Looks like something good for you!"  And that when
> she knows how many I already have.  What a find!

Can I be the first to say: "you suck!"

	BugBear