Howard Slack wrote:

>I *don't* collect tools, but I sure seem to have a lot of them. My wife
>might start thinking I do collect them, but I'm pretty sure that's just
>a simple misunderstanding.

This is truly a classic statement and I believe it deserves a place
in the FAQ.  Or at least in Tom Price's "Galoot's Progress".
(Howard, you're in the right place).

Paul Fuss
Boston, MA