I don't want to be gruesomely curious - but how does one manage to do this to on
e's body in a single lifetime?Was it woodworking related or swordfighting or som
ething?

[Pavel]   
First time, I got in a wrestling match with a M60a1e1 tank. 150 lb. vs. 118,000 
lb. I lost. (But they put me back together. :)   )

Second time was falling through a glass door. 

I've yet to hurt myself with a wood working tool.

Pavel