This is a test of the Emergency Tool Acquisition System. This is only a
test. Had this been an actual Tool Acquisition Emergency, you would have
been directed to your local flea market (not mine), where caffeine assisted
states of euphoria would immediately ensue. Please remember, this is only a
test.

 

Smells like boiled linseed oil in here.

 

Al Perreault

Wachusett Galoot